
My Lifestyle Is Fully Funded.
No job. No bills. No responsibilities. Just naps, snacks, and a human who pays for everything. Some dogs have figured out life, and they're not afraid to flaunt it.
This adorable hoodie is made for the four-legged freeloaders living their very best lives. Featuring our cheeky "My Lifestyle Is Fully Funded" design, it's equal parts cozy, cute, and ridiculously accurate. Made from soft fleece-back jersey, this pullover hoodie is perfect for chilly walks, couch cuddles, and looking fabulous while contributing absolutely nothing to the household finances.
The Details
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (maximum 30°C/90°F). Do not bleach, tumble dry, iron, or dry clean. Air dry.
A Little About Us
Pawsibly Obsessed is the merch shop from Pawsibly Yours, the dog adoption app that helps humans discover compatible rescue dogs.
Because dogs deserve good things. And apparently, we're the ones responsible for providing them.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Back length, in | 9.84 | 11.81 | 13.78 | 15.75 | 17.72 | 19.69 |
| Neck (Circumference), in | 10.63 | 11.81 | 12.99 | 14.17 | 15.35 | 16.14 |
| Chest (Circumference), in | 14.96 | 17.32 | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 26.77 |
Soft Cotton Blend
Made from 95% cotton with soft fleece-back jersey fabric for breathable warmth and everyday comfort.
Classic Hoodie Design
A timeless pullover hoodie with ribbed sleeves and back hem for a comfortable, secure fit.
Easy to Wear
Pullover design makes dressing and removing the hoodie quick and hassle-free.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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